How is Greg liking middle school?

He's not liking it at all. It's just the juvenile delinquents that bother him.

It's just the juvenile delinquents that bother him. And the classes. And Physical Education is one of them. Chirag Gupta, a kid in Greg's grade, tells the story of a boy named Darren Walsh who touched a rotten, moldy sticky slice of cheese.

Physical Education is one of them. Chirag Gupta, a kid in Greg's grade, tells the story of a boy named Darren Walsh who touched a rotten, moldy sticky slice of cheese. Greg gets the cheese touch (that's what they call it), and here's two things you should know if you ever get the cheese touch:

1.)If you got the cheese touch from anyone, pass it onto somebody else by simply touching them.

2.)To avoid getting the cheese touch, cross your fingers. (I've experienced it.)