all and sundry
everyone
anyroad
anyway
bash
attempt
bog-standard
plain, ordinary, normal
boss-eyed
able to look in two directions at once
cretinous
idiotic
drivel
nonsense
faff
to fuss
fob off
to pass off something false as genuine
give a toss
to care about something
gormless
brainless; lacking in intelligence
hoofer
tap-dancer
mickey-taking
making fun of someone or something
muck someone about
to cause problems or trouble for someone
ponce
an effeminate or ostentatious male; a contemptible person
railway shunter
someone who separates and joins the wagons and carriages on trains
rip the piss
to laugh at the expense of someone else
scuppered
in trouble
slag off
to put someone down; insult
sotto
very quietly; under the breath
stitch up
play someone for a fool; often used when framing someone for a crime
take the piss
to make fun of somebody
tetchy
cranky; easily annoyed
top to tail
two people sleeping with heads at opposite ends of the bed
tosspot
a fool or drunkard
Trappist
a type of monk known for their vow of silence
witter on
to ramble, usually about nothing important, and often drunkenly
Tessa
a tax-exempt special savings account (UK)
ISA
individual savings account