1 Which of the following is likely Fred's relationship to the speaker? Her brother A hurricane that she remembers Her imaginary hero Her romantic partner 2 This poem is a sonnet. True False 3 Where is the speaker? An office away from her home A mythical field Her office in her house Upon a horse 4 What embarrasses the speaker? Her contentment despite a lack of excitement in her relationship Her past relationships with a string of unmemorable boys Her inability to focus on her work Her love of fantasy novels 5 Who is Floyd? A mischievous boy the speaker remembers from her youth The speaker's self-proclaimed enemy The speaker's partner A hurricane 6 Which of the following are the hallmarks of the "post-postmodern age" that the speaker mentions? One evening Melancholy and boredom Compact discs and faxes A return to medieval tropes and rhyming poems 7 Who are Marcel, Percy, and Dewy? The last hurricanes the speaker remembers enduring The speaker's three children The speaker's ex-boyfriends from her youth The speaker's three brothers 8 Who is the "you" in this poem? The speaker's partner The reader The speaker's unborn child The speaker herself 9 The tone of this poem is best described by which of the following words? Self-deprecating and tired Sorrowful and restrained Thoughtful and nostalgic Confessional and sarcastic 10 Who in this poem is "cussing up a storm"? The speaker Percy Fred Hurricane Floyd 11 This poem uses rhyme. True False 12 How does the speaker feel about the scene first described where a hero rescues a damsel? She feels that the relationships in the romance genre are usually shallow She feels disappointed by her real-life relationships for not living up to the ideals she had as a teenager She feels that the scene is archaic and misogynistic She feels that the scene is more romantic and dramatic than the actual experience of her relationship 13 Why does the speaker list the objects "This lamp, the wind-still rain, the glossy blue/My pen exudes"? The speaker describes how these mundane objects could relate back to her partner in her head The speaker feels like she is having an out-of-body experience and feels closer to these objects than she does to herself The speaker wants to be free of her tangible belongings The speaker feels very attached to the belongings she keeps in her office 14 This poem is in part an apology to the speaker's partner. True False 15 This poem is in iambic pentameter. False True 16 Whom or what does the speaker call "Oddly male" in this poem? Hurricane Floyd Percy Her partner Her computer and fax machine 17 This poem directly addresses a specific person. True False 18 What does the speaker refer to as "do-it-now-and-take-no-risks/event" in this poem? The hurricane The post-postmodern age The speaker's occupation The speaker's honeymoon 19 What part does candy play in this poem? The speaker uses it as a metaphor to describe some of her past relationships The speaker sees candy as a symbol of the love in her relationship The speaker describes how even simple candy reminds her of her partner The speaker is considering the nature of vice in her everyday life 20 What is "the ordinary" that the speaker refers to in the poem? An unattainable ideal for the speaker's relationships The speaker's old life The objects in the office The speaker's relationship 21 This poem means to shine light on many of the speaker's past relationships as well as her present one. False True 22 This poem includes a dedication. False True 23 What "falls short of Divine" in this poem? The speaker's religious inclinations The speaker's relationship to her writing The speaker's past relationships The speaker's current relationship 24 This person is told in first and second person. False True 25 Which of the following things are not used as a simile or metaphor in this poem? The computers Hurricane Floyd Aeries (large bird nests) The licorice