1 Which of the following is likely Fred's relationship to the speaker? Her imaginary hero A hurricane that she remembers Her romantic partner Her brother 2 This poem is a sonnet. True False 3 Where is the speaker? Her office in her house Upon a horse An office away from her home A mythical field 4 What embarrasses the speaker? Her love of fantasy novels Her contentment despite a lack of excitement in her relationship Her past relationships with a string of unmemorable boys Her inability to focus on her work 5 Who is Floyd? The speaker's self-proclaimed enemy A hurricane The speaker's partner A mischievous boy the speaker remembers from her youth 6 Which of the following are the hallmarks of the "post-postmodern age" that the speaker mentions? One evening Compact discs and faxes A return to medieval tropes and rhyming poems Melancholy and boredom 7 Who are Marcel, Percy, and Dewy? The speaker's three children The last hurricanes the speaker remembers enduring The speaker's three brothers The speaker's ex-boyfriends from her youth 8 Who is the "you" in this poem? The speaker herself The reader The speaker's partner The speaker's unborn child 9 The tone of this poem is best described by which of the following words? Thoughtful and nostalgic Self-deprecating and tired Confessional and sarcastic Sorrowful and restrained 10 Who in this poem is "cussing up a storm"? Fred The speaker Percy Hurricane Floyd 11 This poem uses rhyme. False True 12 How does the speaker feel about the scene first described where a hero rescues a damsel? She feels that the scene is more romantic and dramatic than the actual experience of her relationship She feels disappointed by her real-life relationships for not living up to the ideals she had as a teenager She feels that the relationships in the romance genre are usually shallow She feels that the scene is archaic and misogynistic 13 Why does the speaker list the objects "This lamp, the wind-still rain, the glossy blue/My pen exudes"? The speaker feels like she is having an out-of-body experience and feels closer to these objects than she does to herself The speaker feels very attached to the belongings she keeps in her office The speaker wants to be free of her tangible belongings The speaker describes how these mundane objects could relate back to her partner in her head 14 This poem is in part an apology to the speaker's partner. True False 15 This poem is in iambic pentameter. True False 16 Whom or what does the speaker call "Oddly male" in this poem? Her computer and fax machine Percy Her partner Hurricane Floyd 17 This poem directly addresses a specific person. True False 18 What does the speaker refer to as "do-it-now-and-take-no-risks/event" in this poem? The speaker's occupation The hurricane The post-postmodern age The speaker's honeymoon 19 What part does candy play in this poem? The speaker uses it as a metaphor to describe some of her past relationships The speaker describes how even simple candy reminds her of her partner The speaker is considering the nature of vice in her everyday life The speaker sees candy as a symbol of the love in her relationship 20 What is "the ordinary" that the speaker refers to in the poem? The speaker's old life The objects in the office The speaker's relationship An unattainable ideal for the speaker's relationships 21 This poem means to shine light on many of the speaker's past relationships as well as her present one. True False 22 This poem includes a dedication. True False 23 What "falls short of Divine" in this poem? The speaker's current relationship The speaker's relationship to her writing The speaker's past relationships The speaker's religious inclinations 24 This person is told in first and second person. False True 25 Which of the following things are not used as a simile or metaphor in this poem? The computers Aeries (large bird nests) The licorice Hurricane Floyd