1 Which of the following is likely Fred's relationship to the speaker? Her imaginary hero A hurricane that she remembers Her brother Her romantic partner 2 This poem is a sonnet. False True 3 Where is the speaker? Upon a horse Her office in her house A mythical field An office away from her home 4 What embarrasses the speaker? Her inability to focus on her work Her contentment despite a lack of excitement in her relationship Her past relationships with a string of unmemorable boys Her love of fantasy novels 5 Who is Floyd? A hurricane The speaker's self-proclaimed enemy The speaker's partner A mischievous boy the speaker remembers from her youth 6 Which of the following are the hallmarks of the "post-postmodern age" that the speaker mentions? A return to medieval tropes and rhyming poems One evening Compact discs and faxes Melancholy and boredom 7 Who are Marcel, Percy, and Dewy? The speaker's ex-boyfriends from her youth The speaker's three brothers The speaker's three children The last hurricanes the speaker remembers enduring 8 Who is the "you" in this poem? The speaker's unborn child The speaker herself The speaker's partner The reader 9 The tone of this poem is best described by which of the following words? Self-deprecating and tired Thoughtful and nostalgic Sorrowful and restrained Confessional and sarcastic 10 Who in this poem is "cussing up a storm"? The speaker Percy Fred Hurricane Floyd 11 This poem uses rhyme. False True 12 How does the speaker feel about the scene first described where a hero rescues a damsel? She feels that the scene is archaic and misogynistic She feels that the scene is more romantic and dramatic than the actual experience of her relationship She feels disappointed by her real-life relationships for not living up to the ideals she had as a teenager She feels that the relationships in the romance genre are usually shallow 13 Why does the speaker list the objects "This lamp, the wind-still rain, the glossy blue/My pen exudes"? The speaker wants to be free of her tangible belongings The speaker feels very attached to the belongings she keeps in her office The speaker feels like she is having an out-of-body experience and feels closer to these objects than she does to herself The speaker describes how these mundane objects could relate back to her partner in her head 14 This poem is in part an apology to the speaker's partner. True False 15 This poem is in iambic pentameter. True False 16 Whom or what does the speaker call "Oddly male" in this poem? Her partner Percy Her computer and fax machine Hurricane Floyd 17 This poem directly addresses a specific person. False True 18 What does the speaker refer to as "do-it-now-and-take-no-risks/event" in this poem? The speaker's honeymoon The speaker's occupation The hurricane The post-postmodern age 19 What part does candy play in this poem? The speaker is considering the nature of vice in her everyday life The speaker uses it as a metaphor to describe some of her past relationships The speaker sees candy as a symbol of the love in her relationship The speaker describes how even simple candy reminds her of her partner 20 What is "the ordinary" that the speaker refers to in the poem? An unattainable ideal for the speaker's relationships The speaker's relationship The speaker's old life The objects in the office 21 This poem means to shine light on many of the speaker's past relationships as well as her present one. True False 22 This poem includes a dedication. False True 23 What "falls short of Divine" in this poem? The speaker's religious inclinations The speaker's past relationships The speaker's relationship to her writing The speaker's current relationship 24 This person is told in first and second person. True False 25 Which of the following things are not used as a simile or metaphor in this poem? Hurricane Floyd Aeries (large bird nests) The computers The licorice