1 What did John Andrew discover? The cure for the pox A secret tomb Pantagruel’s magical mace Pantagruelion plants 2 How many flagons were in the tomb? 15 18 9 12 3 What type of material was the pamphlet made out of? Papyrus Woven grass Elm tree bark Old fabric 4 Who was Gargantua’s mother? Sarah Gargamelle Sibyl Tulullah 5 Who was Gargantua’s mother married to? Gregory Grangousier Gaston Gigantor 6 How long was Gargantua’s mother pregnant? 11 months 3 years 8 months 1 year 7 Gargamelle gave birth to her child out of which part of her body? The nose The bellybutton The ear The mouth 8 Upon being born, what were Gargantua’s first words? Mine, mine, mine Change me, change me, change me Some drink, some drink, some drink Some food, some food, some food 9 How many cows were used to provide baby Gargantua with milk? 20,512 10,001 17,913 667 10 What sounds would appease baby Gargantua? The loud sounds of farts The roasting sounds of meat cooking The clinking sounds of pints and flagons The chirping sounds of crickets 11 What colors were chosen for young Gargantua’s livery? Blue and white Green and purple Yellow and orange Blue and black 12 What precious gem adorned young Gargantua’s codpiece? A ruby An amethyst An emerald A diamond 13 According to young Gargantua, what is the best item to use for wiping one’s bottom? A scarf made of cashmere A hat made of velvet The tale of a cat The neck of a goose 14 To test Gargantua’s intellect, his father compares him to which young man? Eudemon Panurge Clyde Ponocrates 15 Gargantua’s father receives the gift of a great horse, which he gives to his son. How big is the horse described? As heavy as a hippo. As large as four cows. As big as six elephants. As tall as three giraffes. 16 Upon arriving in Paris, Gargantua drowns over 200,000 people by doing what? Urinating on the masses. Throwing people into the ocean. Urinating on the masses. Vomiting on the crowds. Breaking the wall of a nearby dam. 17 Near the ford of Vede, what did Gargantua’s horse do that helped Gargantua win the battle? Urinated a river that drowned many of the soldiers. Instructed all the enemy’s horses to run away. Moved faster than any other horse. Trampled over the enemy soldiers. 18 Which two groups were involved in the initial argument that started the war between Picrochole and Grangousier? The shepherds and the cake-bakers The clergy and the army The summoners and the pardoners The catchpoles and the lawyers 19 Where was Friar John from? Dijon Madrid Seville Paris 20 What did Friar John turn into a lance? A fishing rod A flagpole A broom A wooden cross 21 What is the only rule at the Abbey of Thelme? Write in Latin Take out the trash Feed the ducks Do as thou wilt 22 Who did Friar John take prisoner? Touchfaucet Grangousier Eudemon Master Aedituus 23 How old was Gargantua when he fathered Pantagruel? Six hundred six score sixty and six years Five hundred five score fifty and five years Four hundred fourscore forty and four years Three hundred threescore thirty and three years 24 When baby Pantagruel was born, he was covered in hair and described as what animal? A lion A bear A beaver A dog 25 When Pantagruel was a baby, what animal did he catch and eat? A cow A dog A goat A cat
