Olympia "Oly" Binewski
The narrator of the novel and the hunchbacked albino dwarf daughter of Al and Crystal Lil Binewski. Oly is deeply conflicted about her family and her own identity, and she struggles to find a sense of belonging in the world. Olympia, also known as Oly feels caught between her siblings who possess more noticeable physical abnormalities and talents that captivate audiences. This sense of being overlooked fuels her desire for attention and acceptance. Oly's desire for control extends to her role as a parent, as she closely monitors and even stalks her daughter, Miranda, even when she reaches adulthood. Oly's character is complex, embodying both vulnerability and a determination to assert herself. She navigates the challenges of her physical appearance and familial dynamics, using her resourcefulness to carve out her own path in a world that often overlooks her.
Arturo "Arty" Binewski
Arty, the eldest of the Binewski siblings is born with flippers instead of arms and legs. Because of this, he is known as "Aquaboy". He presents himself as the leader of the family, but this confidence is rooted in his insecurities about his value to the family's freak show. Arty is acutely aware that his physical appearance alone is not enough to captivate audiences. This drives him to think creatively and come up with new ways to keep himself at the center of attention. He is physically limited, yet he possesses a fierce determination to succeed. He is a leader, yet he is also deeply insecure about his place in the family and the world.
Iphigenia "Iphy" and Electra "Elly" Binewski
The Binewski family includes a pair of conjoined twin sisters, who are born with a shared liver and a digestive system. They are known as "The Magnificent Musical Siamese Twins" because they are conjoined twins who are musically talented. Unlike their siblings, they possess a more conventional appearance, taking after their mother. However, they are also quite different. While one twin, Electra, is known for her assertive and outspoken nature, her twin, Iphy, is more introverted and submissive in comparison. Electra stands out among her siblings for her mistrust of Arty. Despite their differences, the twins share a deep bond, and their connection is evident in the way they interact with one another.
Chick Binewski
Chick, also known as Fortunato is a member of the Binewski family who possesses the ability of telekinesis, which allows him to move objects with his mind. He lacks any unusual physical traits. Upon Chick's birth, the Binewski family was disappointed and considered getting rid of him because he appeared to be an ordinary child, he did not have any physical abnormalities, and they believed that he would not be a valuable addition to their show. Fortunato means "Lucky" because they found out about his extraordinary abilities just moments before they were about to abandon him for being too ordinary. Despite his remarkable power, he is a gentle, empathetic, and introverted boy who feels the pain of others acutely.
Crystal Lil and Aloysius "Al" Binewski
Crystal Lil and Al Binewski are the parents in the novel Geek Love. They are the founders of Binewski's Fabulon, a traveling carnival that features a group of self-made freaks. The couple decides to breed their own group of freaks using experimental methods, including the use of drugs, insecticides, and radioactive materials. They have five children, each with their own unique physical abnormalities. Crystal Lil and Al Binewski are complex characters who are both loving and abusive towards their children.
Miss Lick
Miss Lick is a friend of Miranda, who Olympia meets while keeping watch on her daughter. Miss Lick is presented as a cold and hostile person, but as the story progresses, it is revealed that she is mostly just awkward.She is also a character who struggles with envy towards women who are more attractive than she is. This envy has led her to live a solitary life without any friends. Miss Lick comes across as harsh and intimidating to those who are not close to her, but she is kind and affectionate towards Olympia once they develop a genuine friendship.
Miranda
Miranda is Olympia's daughter, who has a small tail and is described as beautiful and initially appearing to be somewhat empty-headed. Miranda, despite her initial portrayal as shallow and promiscuous due to her beauty, possesses a multifaceted personality. She is both an artist and a medical student, aspiring to create anatomical illustrations for medical textbooks. Oly, her mother, has deliberately kept Miranda in the dark about various aspects of their family's history and secrets.
