pregnancy test
An apparatus that helps determine whether or not a woman is pregnant.
defective
faulty, inoperative.
"Your eggo is preggo"
Your "egg" is "pregnant."
unholy
sinful or wicked.
etch-a-sketch
A mechanical drawing toy in which one's drawing can be erased through shaking.
Morgan Freeman
A prominent American film actor.
blog
A regularly updated website, usually authored by one person.
Sunny D
An orange-colored orange juice substitute.
abortion
An induced end to a pregnancy.
McSweeney's
A non-profit publishing house founded by Dave Eggers.
goth
punk-inspired subculture, usually including all-black wardrobe.
aderall
A stimulant drug often used to heighten focus and attention.
boysenberry
a large red fruit that looks like a blackberry.
junk
genitals.
spawn
offspring.
Maker's Mark
Bourbon whiskey from Kentucky.
Seabiscuit
A famous racehorse.
yuppie
A young person with a fancy job and fashionable lifestyle.
Sonic Youth
A New York based punk band from the 80s, with Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon.
Weimaraner
A large dog originally bred for hunting.
