Dry Lips Oughta Move to Kapuskasing Irony

by Tomson Highway

Dry Lips Oughta Move to Kapuskasing Irony

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Spooky

Spooky Lacroix is a Christian man, but ironically is addicted to alcohol.

Big Joey

Big Joey is Dickie Bird Halked's father. Ironically, Big Joey denies this fact to his face.

Dickie Bird Halked

Dickie Bird Halked suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome and isn't able to talk. Ironically, he is incredibly dangerous as he is willing to intimidate people on a dime.

Dream

Zachary has cheated on his wife with Gazelle Nataways. Ironically, this was only a dream he was having.

Bakery

Zachary's marriage will be ruined if he doesn't give up his bakery to help Big Joey get going in his radio business. Ironically, Zachary won't help Big Joey and is willing to risk his marriage.

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