Cheapskate
A person who doesn't like (and rarely) spends money
Disease
An illness
Distraught
Very upset
Dough
Slang for cash/money
Keister
Slang for a persons butt
Orphanage
A place where parentless children live
Partridge
A bird with a short tail
Perpetual
Never-ending
Rabies
A disease that causes craziness and violent convulsions in mammals
Realistic
Something that can be practically done/is obtainable
Rubbish
Bad; worthless
Suicide
The acts of killing oneself